To give you an idea of this lady, here is a picture of Penny Wong looking sexy.
She very rudely interrupted our conversation and challenged Dylan's opinions on the state of our horse population.Dylan stated that Australia's horse population is has sharply dropped over the past 6 months to such a level that it may threaten the nation's horse recreation industry. To those who are unfamiliar with the industry, it covers the use of horses for enjoyment.
Dylan believes that if the population of Australian horses continues to drop at the rate it currently does for the next, say, 12 months, we humans may have to live without the pleasure of grooming, riding and eating horses.
The Penny Wong lookalike, let's call her, Mrs Rude Lady, brought our conversation to a halt when she starting wailing her arms around and shouted horrible profanities such as 'willies', 'bum' and 'cheesecake'. She then suggested that the Australian horse population was increasing at an incredible rate, and that if nothing was done about it, there would be more horses than people in Australia.
A happy horse.After a series of inaudible yelling, Mrs Rude Lady then advised that we check our facts in the Bourne Encyclopedia 2003 before we say anything to anyone, anywhere. No such encyclopedia exists, so from now on I can't say anything about anyone, anywhere.
